Last Updated: March 21, References. To create this article, 63 people, some anonymous, worked to edit and improve it over time. This article has been viewed , times. Learn more It happens to most people at some point: You wake up late at night to strange noises until you realize--it's your parents having sex! Or, you come home earlier than they'd expect you and you walk in on your parents' "private time.
Your Kids Are Never Old Enough to Hear You Have Sex
I can’t get over hearing my parents have sex as a child.
Let's face it. If we all had to go through life without hearing our parents have sex , we'd probably be better people. Although, Lady Gaga did say she grew up in an apartment with no doors and heard her dad doing the nasty all the time, and she's doing pretty well for herself save for the fact that it probably takes her five hours to get dressed like a balloon. I can only hope for the same for a teenage girl who called the cops on her mom when she heard her with her boyfriend. The Smoking Gun reports that a year-old Florida girl called last week when she heard her mom having sex with her boyfriend not the girl's boyfriend—that would be a whole other post.
Here's ONE Way to Deal With the Trauma of Overhearing Your Parents Having Sex
Guest over a year ago. I am a year-old female and my parents are both 36 so they are not like super old or anything. I hear them having sex every weekend and sometimes during the week. The weird thing is, I don't just hear them, but I find myself listening in and get very aroused by the sounds and masturbate. I actually stay up in my room after going to bed at night so I can listen to it.
Some words just don't belong in the same sentence. I'm thinking "mom," "teen," and "loud sex. I'm not sure who to pity the most. I know. It happens.